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The Dink is a sports comedy film about former junior tennis prodigy Dustin Boyd. Now a trainer at his father's tennis club, Dustin sees a chance to prove his worth to his father when the tennis club clashes with the local pickleball players. Will Dustin reclaim his tennis glory days, or will he discover something new about himself through the sport of pickleball?
Happy Gilmore. Dodgeball. Blades of Glory. Sport comedies used to be a thriving sub-genre where some of the most prolific comedy actors put a decent bend on a sports concept. The Dink wants to propel us through one of the fastest-growing modern sports trends: pickleball. The one enduring trope that seems to work well across the mediums is that an older man-child learns to grow up and take responsibility for his life through playing the sport hilariously. Jake Johnson leads this film and presents quite an arrogant tennis player, whose own sense of ego sees him hurt. He has to learn a bit of empathy through playing pickleball and coming to appreciate another sport. Johnson has a casual, dry wit that is absolutely brilliant and suits the rough edges of our protagonist. Yet, watching him slow down and actually fight for something in the last match of the film is something special.
In saying all of that, this is a film that just doesn't hit. It's a very simplistic comedy; the main character is stunted and needs to grow up, confronting the father issues the film keeps throwing up. Overall, The Dink likes to play it tame, but silly. The tennis club is a pretentious institution that thumbs its nose down at those who play pickleball. Yet we get a very leisurely point of conflict, with both sides looking to play against one another lest pickleball be banned from the club. All the while, our lead character is sedately weaving his way through porn-obsessed doctors and the same back-and-forth he has going with his father (Harris) all film long. The move to playing pickleball is a series of dull instances of skit comedy, not really instilling much change in our lead beyond a mega crush on an older pickleball player, Candance. The film then detours pretty heavily to ponder this romantic storyline before bumbling back to the schoolyard competition to see if pickleball is banned from the club. This is the sort of comedy that really can't leave you laughing all the time; it works at points but is equally as capable of missing the mark.
There are some points where I looked at the cast and couldn't really believe the talent that had shown up for this. Ed Harris might be in one of the more boring roles of his career, but he leans into that 'Dad who is hard to find love from' persona. Likewise, having a comedy veteran like Mary Steenburgen creates some witty camaraderie between her and Johnson. I was almost disappointed that they built in the older woman romance story; it felt like a waste of what Steenburgen was able to bring to this feature. Even Chloe Fineman's couple of scenes as a demanding ex-girlfriend really brought a bit of energy to this film. Although nothing quite prepared me for what the tennis players would bring to the acting aspect of this. Andy Roddick made a good competitive foil for Johnson in this, while John McEnroe very nearly steals the movie with his comic sports commentary.
The soundtrack for this film has some character-defining moments when using the western music, while also remaining hilarious with some brilliant needle drops. Britney Spears' 'Work Bitch' playing while Aaron Chen gives that incredible swimming scene is perhaps my favourite scene of the film. But The Dink was often lucky to have Chen; you could never really predict where he was going to go.
I also found that, like a lot of comedies, there wasn't a lot of effort put into making this film look special. A sports comedy is rife with action, so there should be something visually impressive in its design. The Dink just never really manages to find its own visual language, instead delivering quite a dull-looking feature. Even the way this film is stitched together results in a slower pace. I didn't really understand why some comedians staked themselves against this. Chris Parnell is here doing absolutely nothing, while Ben Stiller plays a doctor whose one gag is to try and convince the main character to search and browse a porn site. If that last part sounds a bit hit and miss for you, then you're starting to understand why The Dink drops more balls than it hits.
The revival of sports comedies is looking woeful. I would give The Dink a 4.5/10.






